I picked this teaser (from the next page that I'll be reading) which is Vlad giving a little back story on "Aunt Nelly" catering to his "odd diet":
"One big plus of living with Nelly--who was actually no relation to him at all, but his mother's best friend for years and years before his parents had passed on--was that she could bake cinnamon rolls so sweet and delicious that if she had the determination and funding, she could easily give Cinnabon a run for their money. Just stay away from her meat loaf," (p. 7).You'll see that the book is a humorous, tongue-in-cheek take on life as a teenage vampire (who ages... definitely a different twist on the traditional lore); you'll also see that the struggles of being a teenage vampire aren't that different from the struggles of being a teenage guy. Period. (Except for wanting to drink your friend's blood.)
While you're waiting for my review of Eighth Grade Bites, check out some other teasers over at the Teaser Tuesdays meme.