Indiana Single-Handedly Saves Kirkus

You can all thank me for paying for crappy tickets to see the even-crappier Indiana Pacers from time to time and for shopping at my various Simon Mall outlets.

It would seem that my support of the various Simon franchises (which are headquartered right here in Indianapolis) has helped the Simons Empire amass enough cash to save Kirkus Reviews from closure. Read about it here in the LA Times.

You're welcome.